- 2 slices bread
- hot mustard
- tabasco
ok. you have some friends or family coming over and wanna whip up a quick n’ tasty snack to munch on.
throw the bread in a toaster oven or microwave. i think toaster oven tastes a little better, but a microwave is quicker if time is important.
bread is hot. take it out and tare it into little pieces. scatter them on a plate.
dipping sauce couldn’t be easier: squirt hot mustard in pile and splash on tabasco. zest upon zest.
you can also experiment with your own dipping sauces. toasty tares would prob go good with like A1 or miracle whip. maybe together.
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-a slice of bread
-get that pan all heated up
-bare slice goes down
Sprinkle the following on its naked back:
-All out Parm Cheese
-Pepper (fre$h ground)
-Garlic Powder
-Parsley
Flip it now.
The under belly is toasty brown.
Slap on some Butter.
Drizzle on there some Honey.
Take it off pan, fold it in half and put it in your mouth.
You’ll be saying “GREAT CAESAR’S THOST!”
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DO EVERYTHING YOU DID FROM “GREAT CAESAR’S THOST!” RECIPE BUT ##STOP BEFORE YOU EAT IT##
now continue, you’re halfway there. if you can get your shit together
That pan is still hot.
add 1-6 teaspoons of butter b u t t e r~
PUT in one full medium sized nana all thinly cut up lenghtly wise into the pan
sawtay that manana good and flip it good when its good and ready
pour it all on the thost
eat.
*Free Advice Opportunity*
If you’re a raw food kind of girl don’t do what was done to the nanners above. in fact, do what’s below that follows…)
cut up several ana slices the ‘regular’ way and put em on the “GREAT CAESAR’S THOST” with lightly added parsley
look at it for a couple minutes
eat.
(add pepper jack chee$e before you put the plain nanas on)
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-Cut up some Potatoes, part of an Onion and some of a green pepper real small.
-Make that pan HOT.
-Drizzle in it some Olive Oil
-Dump all of that ingredients in there.
Let it all just chill and cook up, mixing it- careful to not burn too much.
BREAK SOME EGGS INTO A BOWL, ADD SPICES and MIX UP
Push Everything in the Pan to the SIDE.
POUR IN EGG MIXTURE.
Work the EGG MIXTURE till its COOKED.
Push Everything in the Pan to the SIDE again.
Pour in a drained can of black beans.
LET IT ALL HEAT AND GET MIXTED TOGETHER.
EAT THE BUSHWICK BEAN$$$.
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-3 eggs
-some leftover spinach
-2 pieces of bread, NOT white bread
Heat up that small skillet
pour in some olive oil. SOME olive oil.
crack those eggs in the skillet
(EDITORS NOTE: At this point I stopped recording the recipe for some reason. Following, I will attempt to recall from my mind what I did from here on out .)
MAKE sure those eggs are still in the skillet
LET’m FRY baby FRY
take everything and eat it
(no picture)
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Remember that leftover spinach you have
Knock on your neighbors door and ask to borrow some pasta. (apologize for anything you need to apologize about)
ADD PASTA TO BOILING WATER ON STOVE
ADD PAN TO HOT BURNER ON STOVE
(eat something)
TAKE OUT COOKED PASTA FROM BOILING WATER
CRACK ONE EGG INTO HOT PAN
heat the last of your leftover spinach on a medium sized or large sized plate in the microwave.
flip THE EGG over
QUICKLY take spinach out of microwave and cover it with COOKED pasta.
drizzle sauce over pasta and immediately slip egg out of pan ONTO food mountain
TRICK: The yolk is not fully cooked. As you dig in it spills out, adding a new character to food mountain
ADD spices and parmajohn cheese. and mustard. and 4 fourths of bread like the 12, 3, 6 and 9 on a clock tower.
Frank’s Red Hot must be added
**your date will be so surprised when she discovers that the core of food mountain is nothing but fresh spinach!
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**Sometimes I have guests over at my apartment. This one time recently one came over while I was eating a meal NOT intended to be logged because it was TOO good to be appreciated by some people. In life we call these people my ex girlfriend. But I was wrong about one thing it turned out. It WAS appreciated… so eat that if you’re out there reading this. Which you probably can’t anymore because you forgot how.
(Top Flight golf ball added for scale)
What this WAS was noodles and beans ALL MIXED TOGETHER in a BOWL and a fork to EAT it with
(EDITORS NOTE: There were more noodles and beans to begin with before this pic was taken but who the fuck cares, am I right?)
BELOW is a recipe that my good friend invented while watching me eat the above dish and taking the extra noodles I had left over:
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WILD WILD WEST MAC SALAD
(recipe written and produced by “GUEST #1”)
OPEN FRIDGE
ARE THE NOODLES COLD TO THE TOUCH?
OK, NOODLES GO ON A PLATE
TAKE OUT BARBEQUE SAUCE
SMELL THE BARBEQUE SAUCE + THINKING ABOUT BEING A KID
DRIZZLE SAUCE ON NOODLES LIKE SYRUP ON WAFFLES
PINCH OF PARSLEY
PINCH OF PEPPER
PINCH OF THAT OTHER SPICE
THE NUMBER OF YOUR AGE IN SHAKES OF TABASCO
EAT WITH A CLEAN FORK
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took above wild west recoipe from guest 1# and made ti Betteer
s wasted rigt now
substute pasta for whle weet pastaq
drizzle bbq sauce on pasta
add pasley
spices
ARTICHOKE#$%
fuck fuck fcku fucl fuck fuck fuck fhik
